Here is a link to video of the Chinese discussing the new video of the Loch Ness Monster. I’m sure that they are mentioning that if they could capture Nessie, they’d be able to grind it’s bones into a medicinal paste that would heal most ailments. They seem to grind the bones of every other animal, why not some mythical super beast? That likely brings super big powers and long life!
Either that or they’re hoping it distracts us from the wonderful world of Chinese Poison Toothpaste. I think this explains why Mao never brushed his teeth!