Spam as Poetry

This might be the best piece of spam I’ve ever received.  It’s epic, it tells a good story, and apparently my family has caused trouble with her girlfriend.  Enjoy… 

Hello Dear!

How are you? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter with a interest. Ok. I got your e-mail through internet dating agency.

I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be send to man in North America!!!!

I want to arrive to North America and I have good chance for this.

I need only man who can meet me in North America and probably we can to develop our relations.

Ok. My name is Oksana. I’m from Warsaw City, Poland.

My measurements: 32B – 24 – 34, Height: 5’2″, Weight: 115 lbs I’m 26 years old. But very soon will be 27 years old. My birthday on April, 05, 1981.

I am ready for creation family and want it very much.

I cannot find the man in Poland for myself because it very hard in Poland.

I want to create family and to live in your country because the government to care about people.

I want to live and be sure in the future.

In Poland it is not possible to live easy. I want to tell about myself a little.

I live in city Warsaw. My city is very beautiful. I work as the seller in shop home appliances.

I’m cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples.

My history: I’m with my girlfriend were going to go in your country as tourists for search of men for serious relations.

But my girlfriend could not go with me. She had problems with your family.

But very soon I will receive visa and I don’t want to lose a chance to arrive in your country. I will receive visa in 7 days for your country.

Now I’m in city Warsaw and waiting for reception of my visa. It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I’m understand that it very strange, but probably it’s desteny for you and me. I understand that you will ask me “Where did you get my e-mail?”

I’m right??? I got your e-mail through internet dating agency in my city. I gave them my letter and they told me that they will send my letter. And I will be very happy if YOU will answer to me.

I will be very happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting very soon. And it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you.

Please tell to me about yourself a little!

What is your full name?

Your age?

City?

I hope that you will answer to me back… If so I will send my photo to you.

I will wait your answer so much…

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5 responses to “Spam as Poetry

  1. I get emails like this one almost daily. It’s generally a toss-up between African exiles wanting me to invest their $12.8 million dollars, Slavic girls who have fallen hopelessly in love with me despite it being their first message, and various Asian businesses claiming they want to hire my services as a consultant.

    What is truly amazing to me, is why they don’t update their scams. Surely no one could be naive enough to fall for this?

  2. Oh but there are people dumb enough to fall for it. It’s the shotgun approach, enough buckshot will hit someone.

  3. Geeez… but does it have to bo Poland? Couldn’t it be Belarus or Ukraine ? Poland is now in EU, no polish citizen will ever send this kind of bulls*it to anyone if he/she can move and work almost anywere in Europe. Would you expect such an email from a german, spanish or italian girl ? No… neither should you expect it from a polish one.

  4. I think they’re playing on the idea that Americans don’t realize that Poland has running water or cars. There are a lot of dumb Americans out there!

  5. => WolfMoon:
    Oksana is not too Polish a name. Btw, I like the idea of making errors. The day this spam will be a message in English with typically Polish mistakes, we’re going to see the real mccoy AI.