The Future is Bleak and Cute

I’m about to become a father for the first time, but man this thing creeps me out… Go here, I’ll wait…

I’m sorry, I’m just dumbstruck for words. I would hope that the family dog would kill this thing if it ever entered my house. I suspect this is a Chinese superweapon that, when given the proper signal, turns into a killing machine. I’m going back to watch the new Knight Rider over and over and over again

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2 responses to “The Future is Bleak and Cute

  1. The article makes it pretty clear that this is a plant by the machines as part of their diabolical plan to take over the world and wipe out all human life. Duh.

  2. Yes Skynet is going to hide itself in cute furry creatures. This is why Sarah Connor constantly fails.