Category Archives: dipshits

Sarah Palin Shows Her True Colors

Folksy, non-joke getting governor Sarah Palin is resigning her office. Already the comments being made by her blind supporters have worked my household into a frenzy. How anyone could vote for this woman is amazing. She has now provided a new argument against her nomination for national office… she’s unable to fulfill her duties as governor.  If she was mid-term and resigned to take the Presidency that makes sense.  But to take off at least a year before her term is over is mindboggling.  The woman obviously only wants to feed her ego and need for attention.

Can anyone give me a rational reason to vote for her?  She’s not qualified, she’s not intelligent, she’s not an innovative public servant.  She destroyed any chance John McCain had of winning centrists (yes Obama is actually a moderate and won because he got middle of the road America to like him). What’s worse is that she holds this weird George Bush philosophy that has been shown (through real world experience) to not work.  Her foreign, domestic, and economic ideas are failures.  Especially in light of the recent articles showing another reason how the Iraq war was a complete waste.

Why can’t she have an Argentinian lover so we never have to hear from her again.  Dumbest politician ever!


The Red Sox and Their Big Mouths

Now as a Yankees’ fan I’m a little pissed at how the team played this week against the rival Red Sox. They essentially rolled over and blew it. Fine. I’ll admit the Red Sox were the better team this weekend and move on. I’ve noticed though that every time the Red Sox beat the Yankees the organization from the players through the ownership start making snide comments.  Red Sox owner John Henry is trying to bait Mark Teixeira on twitter now.

Putting all the trash talk between fans aside, the owner should shut his mouth. What a classless organization the Red Sox are. Just remember John Henry, it’s not August yet. Your team will collapse, they always do.

Daily Swine Flu WTF?


Kissing Pigs Leads to Illness

Kissing Pigs Leads to Illness

So first the pig flu was going to get us all, now it’s a mild illness.  Which is it? 


Better yet, everyone has been telling us that closing the borders won’t work, that we should continue on like normal and just wash our hands, not cough in the face of strangers, etc.  The same stuff we’ve heard since the first grade, right?  So why is the CDC now advising against travel to Mexico?  I thought it was all supposed to be fine. Does anyone know what the fuck is going on here?

Of course, the Pig flu seems like reason #174 to not go to Mexico (with reason #1 being that drinking water makes you poop funny).

Breaking News: Teen Goes to Party

So I keep seeing these headlines on news sites, Teen Spotted at Beach, Teen Spotted on Bus, Missing Teen Spotted.  It’s like fucking bigfoot out there, so I finally break down and click on the story and it turns out that 17 year old Brittanee got upset and went with friends to Myrtle Beach to party it down on spring break.  While I totally understand her mom being upset, I don’t see this as national news. If it turns out she was kidnapped, she meets the criteria for a missing woman story to be covered (young, white, middle class, and cute – notice how the media could care less otherwise) and I hope she’s returned home safely.

Otherwise, what the hell is Nancy Grace going to add to this discussion?  Will she browbeat the mother until she kills herself?  It seems to me that this mother should hug her daughter when she gets home and then chain her in the basement while simultaneously yelling at her for the next three years. 

So again, I ask, how the hell is this story news?  Is it because her parents didn’t know how to spell Brittany? What next?  Teen Asks to Go to Movies?  Mother asks 10 Year Old to Clean Room?  Isn’t there something more important that CNN could be reporting on? What about political changes in Myanmar?

Nice crack reporting CNN.

Miss California

So as I’m eating my breakfast I’m hit with yet another beauty pagent story on the Today Show. Oh no, did Miss California lose because of her politics? Blah blah blah. Listen up, because I’m only going to say this once.  I know the true reason Miss California lost.  It had nothing to do with her politics… are you ready?

The Answer:  Miss California is a fucking idiot who couldn’t string a coherent thought together. Anyone that believes there is a thing called “opposite marriage” doesn’t deserve to hold any title. 

Can we all move on now? Or should we continue to laugh at her for a little while longer? Oh wait, I forgot.  Now all the nutjobs from the far right will have to come out and say that this is part of a broader conspiracy to push the homosexual agenda. Yawn.

Congress and the Bailout

What the fuck is Congress doing?  If you don’t like this compromise, come up with one that will work.  The free market got us into this mess and now we all have to bend over and pay for it.  Why?  So it’s not 10,000 times worse.  These assholes need to stop their posturing and get shit done.  Fix your mess!  You’re the idiots who deregulated the banking industry, allowed investment and commercial banks to merge, etc.  When you’re done shitting the bed, please let me know.  I’ll be in the backyard with a shovel burying my money to keep it safe.

Clay Aiken Doesn’t Like Girls

So apparently the truly shocking news this week was not that the economy was collapsing, that Sarah Palin is an even bigger idiot than we could have imagined, or that the United States and Pakistan are shooting at each other. No, the biggest shock to a large number of idiots, shut ins, and douche bags was that Clay Aiken is gay. Apparently, for these mouth breathers, it required Clay to go on the cover of People magazine and proclaim, “yes I’m gay.”

I’m not a fan of Clay Aiken. To be honest, I think he’s the least talented individual in the world and I said so when I previously wrote about my brief brush with him in an airport. What I can’t believe is that these middle aged sexless women that obsess over Clay Aiken didn’t know he was gay and are now shocked and somewhat horrified. For once, I have to congratulate Clay on getting something right. Be who you are in public and in private, don’t feel like you have to hide it to keep a bunch of retards happy!

My advice, if you need to now re-evaluate your life because Clay Aiken is gay, or if you’re surprised by this revelation please check yourself into a mental hospital.  Next revelation, Sarah Palin is a fucking moron.