As I type this, my beloved Yankees are getting the parade they deserve down the Canyon of Heroes. I was there in 1998 and the parade is amazing and lovely. It brings to mind something my wife said to me yesterday as I left the house in my Yankees jacket, “so it today national asshole day?” She said this because she realized I was about to walk proudly out of the house and boast about my team’s 27th World Championship.
Speaking with my cousin, I realized it’s not one day, it’s now National Asshole Year. What does this mean? It means I am going to enjoy it until the World Series winner is crowned next year. I am going to remind every Red Sox fan I see that the natural order to the universe has returned. I am going to be a Yankees fan when there is no baseball being played. I am going to boast about my team and make up for nine years of abuse and questions like, “how can you like THAT team,” and “don’t you think the Yankees should let someone else win,” and “the Yankees just buy talent, anyone could do that.”
So today I say to all non-Yankees baseball fans out there… EAT IT: the New York Yankees are WORLD CHAMPIONS.
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Now David Ortiz. Boy the Red Sox are just showing that their World Series teams were tainted cheaters aren’t they?? This article made my day.
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So, for all the Red Sox fans out there who have been giving Yankees’ fans a hard time. Eat it! Manny is on steroids and you know he didn’t just start last week. I’m guessing that Ortiz gave it up, thus the slump.
Say what you will abou the Yankees but at least I know that during the World Series runs of the late 1990s that guys like Paul O’Neil or Tino Martinez weren’t juiced up. It’s nice to know that the Red Sox won their World Series through cheating.
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Let’s Go Yankees! Beat those Red Sox.
The New York Times Bats blog is fantastic. I love this article regarding the evolution of the Nick Swisher trade. Essentially the Yankees traded a bag full of balls for a guy that seems great in both the locker room and at the plate. I love that we’ve finally got someone who is going to play his way into the lineup everyday.
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Just a short note to mention the retirement of loudmouth Curt Schilling. Please drift away and shut your pie hole. I never liked you and had zero respect for you. Go live a quiet life in relative obscurity. Go Yankees!
Of course, notice how ESPN is already bowing down to Curt thanks to its pro-Red Sox bias
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